raddesthood:

WHY ARE CALUM AND ASHTON ALWAYS TANNED AND THEN THERES LUKE AND MICHAEL PALER THAN A GRUNGE TUMBLR ITS LIKE HALF OF THE BAND PERFORMS IN HAWAII AND THE OTHER HALF PERFORMS AT THE NORTH POLE 



rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.



thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 



asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(Source: jasun.me)



comeouteam:

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

#louis and harry be like



221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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